You Are No Longer Humans
You Are No Longer Humans
The consensus is in and it has been announced that we, as a species, are no longer human.
As you may or may not have noticed, the term “human” contains a very specific reference to gender that blatantly and callously disregards the contributions and presence of our feminine brethren, ummmmm, female side, errrrrrrr, women … nope, that is sexist too I guess …
Since the word “human” contains “man” without any reference to any other gender, race or creed, it is no longer politically expedient or viable to use this word as a descriptive word for our species.
From this time on we will all be known as hupersons or hupeople.
The term earthling also applies if you insist on using more politically correct terms with an oppressive background such as that inspired by American history.
However, earthling can only be used in such a way as to indicate all life forms on the earth itself.
This includes all forms of plant and animal life that, like us, are simply trying to eek out a meager living in today’s harsh political climate.
It will now be illegal for tigers and lions and any other predatory to pursue their natural course of evolution.
We will continue to shove evolutionary theory down your collective throats without allowing any room for doubt or debate or even alternative theories … all this that despite one hundred years of intense scrutiny, evolution remains a faith-based theory much the same as intelligent design.
However, despite our ardent belief in and protection of Darwinian Theory, it will now be considered an act of cruelty for any species, including hupersons, to pursue their natural evolutionary progress if you believe in evolution or their place as those who will dominate the earth if you believe in intelligent design.
Plants and animals are still forms of life and henceforth, will be granted all of the same rights as privileges as the majority of hupersons have been afforded in the past.
All life on earth will now be required to survive and obtain all of their sustenance from dirt, water and sunlight or other forms of mineral intake that do not adversely affect any life form whatsoever.
Any of the carnivorous plants who must intake a diet of actual proteins in order to survive will be destroyed on site as they are in violation of our real-good/feel-good policies to protect all forms of life equally.
As such, these carnivorous plants are considered a threat to the greater good to life on our environmentally friendly and equal opportunity world.
It is for the earthlings benefit so while we solemnly regret their destruction, it remains imperative in order to achieve the greater good.
Likewise, any animals who are found to have killed any plant or animal life (hupersons do not count since they are fair game … unless they are ethnically diverse, in which case the animal life will still be punished accordingly) will subsequently be housed in zoos where they will be educated in the ways of our more earthling friendly ideologies.
In these educational zoos, the animal life will learn to subsist on a healthy diet consisting of dirt with mineral deposits included.
Water will be added as well until we find a way to make this illegal and prove it is harmful to the environment given the vast number of life forms found in water.
The animals will then be properly indoctrinated so that they can fully understand and comprehend why our planetary survival depends on these totally asinine real good feel good laws.
Hupersons who are found to be in violation of these sustenance laws will be summarily executed in the name of the greater good of the planet itself.
Unless of course, such hupersons are outside of the norm, ethnically and/or socially diverse or are otherwise not a part of the mainstream of life here on earth, in which case incarceration will be the most viable punishment.
(Not anglo-saxon males who have replaced or at least caught up with the Jews in being directly responsible for every form of evil in the world today)
Despite the fact that CO2 (Carbon Dioxide) makes up substantially less than one percent of the atmosphere and is actually a necessary gas and the major portion of the nutritional supplement for most plant life, we are going to declare it as a hazardous substance due to its close ties with CO or Carbon Monoxide, which is a deadly gas.
Anyone caught doing anything other than exhaling which releases CO2 into the atmosphere will be reeducated if they are a minority or subsequently removed from the genetic diversity of life if they are part of the mainstream for the greater good of the planet as a whole.
We will spend countless trillions of dollars that we have illegally redistributed from those in the mainstream who still foolishly believe that they should accept and maintain personal responsibility and actually keep what they earn … in order to find ways to reduce the output of CO2 when hupersons and animal life are forced by their creator to exhale.
(If it was good, it had to come from Darwin, if it is bad, we will admit that there is a creator who made something evil and shout you down as racist, arrogant, bitter, demented and ignorant when you point out our hypocrisy)
Anybody who performs actual science depleted of any political motives or considerations will be condemned as equally racist, bigoted, ignorant and anti-social and will be subsequently forced to undergo reeducation.
Colors will no longer be used in any context what so ever.
Colors when used among hupersons create discomfort and feelings of insecurity as well as undertones of racism.
There are no more black holes, (White holes remain okay however since white is not really a color any how, but a lack of color. Never mind that scientifically and mathematically, black is an absence of all colors and white is the presence of all colors)
We will no longer refer to yellow cake, black-eyed peas, brown-outs or anything else that has any reference to or hint of color.
Yeah, we know we used that very racism and the same divisive tactics to obtain our power, but that was just so we could take care of you little people.
We did it in the name of the greater good so it is all okay.
We, the elitists who will maintain control and make certain that you, the little people who must follow all of these real-good feel good to whatever end, unfortunately cannot be forced to meet these same standards as we would be unable to tell you what is best for you were we to be so subjected to such oppressive and illegal laws.
We do ask that you remember, while you are eating dirt and we are enjoying our steak dinners and flying back home in our private jets, that we are all doing our part for the greater good and for our planetary survival.
Soon, we the government, of the government, by the government and for the government (in the name of the greater good of course) will do much more than pass stringent laws telling you what light bulbs you can use.
(Despite the fact that we are forcing you to fill your home with toxic and substances that we have already deemed illegal to use in other items such as thermostats and in schools)
We will do more than tell you where you can and can not enjoy that morning cigarette with your first cup of coffee … even if it means that (in the name of the greater good) we must once again illegally intrude upon the privacy that you think you enjoy in your own home.
If you do not comply with our laws, we will take your land and home and give it to somebody else.
While the Constitution may blatantly forbid the government to take private property from one private citizen and give it to another, you need only to remember that it is for the greater good, even if We the Government are the primary beneficiaries of such transactions.
In the mean time, fear not little hupersons, we are working on making the Constitution completely unconstitutional in order that we can obtain more power and regulate your pathetic little lives even more … in the name of the greater good of course.
Need I put a sarcasm tag?
I know that I am not the only one who sees the correlation between feel-good laws of the past coming back to bite we the people in the ass now.
When they said we could not smoke on the buses, we said it was a good thing.
Now we literally have laws making it illegal to smoke within the privacy of our own homes.
When we had laws that forced us to remove any and all traces of mercury from our homes, we thought it was good.
Now we have the government (illegally) telling us what types of light bulbs we can and cannot use and forcing us to violate federal law by requiring us to place mercury in our homes with our children, pets and ourselves.
This is the same government that made it illegal for us to use mercury in our homes before.
Hypocrisy? Oppression? All of the elements are already there.
It is not a question of IF the government will continually invade our private lives and deprive us of our rights.
It is only a matter of when now and just how intrusive the government will become.
Do not look for them to take control over night.
This process has been ongoing for well over one hundred years now.
Politics of division and partisan bickering in a two party system has kept we the people divided and unable to fight back.
I know that we are already too late to maintain our Constitutional Republic.
I fear that we may already be too late to reclaim our once great and proud nation.
I hope that We the People will prove us wrong but I do not retain much hope.
Ward Tipton
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